The 10 Commandments of Bingo

Finally, for those of you who were wondering what the 10 golden rules of bingo were, here they are in all their bingo glory.

Follow these simple rules and be guided into a state of bingo enlightenment. They will keep you well-liked at the bingo hall as well as in the bingo chat rooms.

1. Thou shalt not sit in thy neighbour's lucky seat.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bingo card.
3. Thou shalt not take the Caller's name in vain.
4. Thou shalt not call false "Bingo."
5. Thou shalt not wish bad luck on thy neighbour.
6. Thou shalt not threaten to kill the Bingo Caller.
7. Thou shalt not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
8. Thou shalt not brag about how much thou hast won.
9. Thou shalt not whine about how much thou hast lost.
10. Thou shalt honour thy Bingo Host.