Top Three Bingo Blunders!

What not to do on a night out at the bingo hall.

1. When winning a bingo, under no circumstances should you wave your dauber around whilst calling "Bingo!" This may cause fellow bingo players to suffer from severe jealousy as well as ink poisoning, depending on the force and trajectory of the bingo dauber waving.

2. Never look over your fellow bingo player's shoulders at their bingo cards, and never ever should you daub another bingo player's bingo cards! This could lead to distress, confusion, inappropriate yelling of "Bingo!" and in the most severe cases, depending on the lack of good naturedness, possibly even a broken arm.

3. The ultimate bingo blunder is calling "Bingo!" at an inappropriate time, or before you've actually won! This halts the bingo game, and may cause loud, raucous behavior in the bingo hall, as well as some harsh words once it's found that you do not, in fact, have a bingo.